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The Yavapai-Prescott Indian Tribe, formerly known as the Yavapai-Prescott Tribe of the Yavapai Reservation, a federally recognized tribe of Yavapai people. Fewer than 200 people are enrolled in the tribe.
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The Netherlands Antilles competed at the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona, Spain.
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