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Umanata Municipality is the fourth municipal section of the Eliodoro Camacho Province in the La Paz Department in Bolivia. It was created on February 6, 2009. Until then it was one of the cantons of the Viacha Municipality. Its seat is Umanata with 196 inhabitants in 2001.
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La Merced District is one of five districts in the Aija Province of the Ancash Region in Peru. It is located between 77°43 ´ 57 \" S and 77°35 ´ 51 \" W with an average altitude of 3,272 m.s.n.m. Its population was 1582 as of the 2017 census.
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