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{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
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Jorge Gilberto Ramos Ávalos is a Mexican journalist and author. Regarded as the best-known Spanish-language news anchor in the United States of America, he has been referred to as \"The Walter Cronkite of Latin America\". Based in Miami, Florida, he anchors the Univision news television program Noticiero Univision, the Univision Sunday-morning political news program Al Punto, and the Fusion TV English-language program America with Jorge Ramos. He has covered five wars, and events ranging from the fall of the Berlin Wall to the War in Afghanistan.
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