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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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