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The Comedia Nacional is the national theatre company of Uruguay. Founded in 1947 as a state entity with the aim of producing theatrical works with its own stable troupe of actors and the collaboration of artists and technicians, it is one of the country's leading cultural institutions.

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Juan y Eva is a 2011 Argentine movie based on the relationship between Argentine president Juan Perón and his wife Eva Perón, founders of the Justicialist movement. It features Osmar Nuñez as Juan Perón and Julieta Díaz as Eva Perón. The film was directed by Paula de Luque and produced by Barakacine, Dida Films, and Fundación Octubre, among other companies and NGOs during the peronist government of Cristina Fernández de Kirchner.

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