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{"type":"standard","title":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1347","displaytitle":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1347","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q761908","titles":{"canonical":"United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347","normalized":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1347","display":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1347"},"pageid":27776628,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Rwanda_-_dense_agriculture.jpg/330px-Rwanda_-_dense_agriculture.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Rwanda_-_dense_agriculture.jpg","width":2592,"height":1944},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271061409","tid":"f144b2ea-d8bd-11ef-b32a-c39bb84b95ab","timestamp":"2025-01-22T12:39:38Z","description":"United Nations resolution adopted in 2001","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1347"}},"extract":"United Nations Security Council resolution 1347, adopted unanimously on 30 March 2001, after recalling resolutions 955 (1994), 1165 (1998) and 1329 (2000), the Council forwarded a list of nominees for permanent judges at the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda (ICTR) to the General Assembly for consideration.","extract_html":"
United Nations Security Council resolution 1347, adopted unanimously on 30 March 2001, after recalling resolutions 955 (1994), 1165 (1998) and 1329 (2000), the Council forwarded a list of nominees for permanent judges at the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda (ICTR) to the General Assembly for consideration.
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